Pearls of Wisdom from Bazooka Joe

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If you don't make mistakes, someone else will.
Use a cheap, good computer: the one between your ears.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
Don't look for happiness -- Create it!
Success secret: Rise early, Work late, Strike oil.
If you itch for success, keep scratching.
Anger gets you into trouble, pride keeps you there.
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.
The weak wait for opportunities...The strong make them wait.
Don't complain when a dog barks, he loses his bone.
Your brain is shrinking when others do your thinking.
Before you say it or do it, think it.
Don't jump to conclusions. You may end up flat on your face.
Today is tomorrow's yesterday. Make it count.
Beware of falling objects, like grades.
If you don't play by the rules, don't complain if you lose.
Don't carry grudges - They can weigh you down.
He who laughs last obviously didn't get the joke.
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong.
Never compromise your dreams.
Smoking is like dieting - the more you do it, the more you lose.
Whoever said, "Words can not hurt me", never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you're not thinking hard enough.
So, what are you waiting for?
Smiles are free, don't save them.
You'll experience Deja Vu.   You'll experience Deja Vu.
Be yourself. It's who you do best.
Making friends is easy. Just use pure ingredients.